Valentine’s day is finally here and to some people, if not most of us, it’s such a big deal and the single people are not even left out.
Valentine’s Day, celebrated every 14th February of every year, is an opportunity for most lovers to celebrate their love and commitment for each other and exchange gifts.
So why do some people come up with ridiculous excuses for valentine’s day? Most men have complained that women have unrealistic expectations for that day and this has stretched men beyond their limits financially.
Some guys have come up with lame excuses to avoid unnecessary expenses on Valentine’s Day.
- Every day is valentine’s day: You don’t need a specific day to be reminded how special you are. If you love someone, you should express that love every day of the year.
- I didn’t even know we were in a relationship. I would have planned something special.
- Oh, I forgot the date. Thought it’s next weekend: Seriously? With all the memes and vals day promos all on our faces.
- Let’s save money for our wedding. We have a whole lot of Valentine’s Day ahead of us to celebrate.
- You know this year’s val’s day falls on a sunday and there’s a special program in church that day and I wouldn’t want to miss it.
- Those that suddenly fall ill and miraculously get better the following day.
- The history of valentine’s day has nothing to do with lovers: Osheeey historian.
- I got a gift for you online but it hasn’t been delivered yet.
- Don’t worry, I didn’t forget. I’ve planned something much better than Valentine’s Day. Lori iro!!!
Let me not get started on those that are cheating and have to split their time with their partners. The legends are those that just ghost and return after valentine’s day as if nothing ever happened. HAAAA!!!! Fear God na.
If you belong to the Stingy Men and Women’s Association, you may find these valentine’s day excuses helpful.
I would love to hear from you. What other valentine’s day excuses have you heard or plan to give? You can share with us in the comment section.
Meanwhile, on a more serious note, I hope you know you won’t die if you don’t celebrate valentine’s day this year?
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8 comments On Valentine’s Day Excuses You Shouldn’t Fall For
I enjoyed reading this write up. I laughed out loud at some point, especially with the memes in between. Looking forward to more of your write ups from you. Meanwhile my valentine day excuse is “I want to take you to the beach but the police and Endsars protesters will be battling at the toll gate, and I don’t want you hurt.”🤪 Lori iro.
I’m glad you enjoyed it.
You don’t want to hurt me 🤣🤣🤣 LORI IRO!!!!
Vagina is not a valentine gift, that one got me lmfao! Well I don’t have a boo so I’m facing God on Sunday
Hahahahaha…Nice
A beautiful write up with funny memes. My own excuse is I couldn’t post your pictures on my status because my phone started having issues and I almost lost our pictures. Bet me on the 15th, the phone was brand as new
This is wild. lol
Hahhahhahaah num 2 making sense, for those that have planned out their excape way!!!!
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